Such an animal (does not) exist!

It sounds amazing, but... it's the funniest book about animals ever written!
Have you ever suspected that fish can walk, snakes fly, and eggs talk to each other? Do you know that there is an eel that produces electricity enough to illuminate your home? There is a lemur that eats such a amount of poison every day that can kill 12 people.
If you don't want to be spit on by a kerb or slip on a fish, read this book!